10 Random Poker Quotes

If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
in the poker game of life women are the rake
"I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from