10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Welcome to kicker school
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Poker is for loners.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.