10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.