10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- It's Free To Fold...
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel