10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-