10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.