10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright