10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"