10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- im going to 2 out you to death
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."