10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.