10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Why not, when some because there are three.