10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...