10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• It's Free To Fold...
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.