10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT