10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!