10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is