10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.