10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester