10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.