10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "No river, no fish."