10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22