10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Poker is for loners.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.