10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP