10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.