10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- It's Free To Fold...
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is