10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger