10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.