10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.