10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "No river, no fish."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!