10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.