10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Fold and live to fold again
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --