10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP