10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.