10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Fold and live to fold again
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."