10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.