10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Fold and live to fold again
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim