10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP