10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water