10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.