10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."