10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.