10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.