10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from