10 Random Poker Quotes

I should have stayed home and played with myself.
"The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
"Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
"I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.