10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.