10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.