10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Poker is for fat, American losers.