10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• It's Free To Fold...
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph