10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"