10 Random Poker Quotes

• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword